Attempting to Drown Out the "Snap"

A meme, cribbed from Frog.

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
On the home computer, Cricket. On the laptop, aka "Big Bertha," Ireland.

Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
Two

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Cricket and some patella bone fragments and floating cartilage. (Hey, Cricket is not the only one who can break bones around here!)

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Cricket and his heavy ass cast.

Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
For my knee surgery, and two endoscopies, my wisdom teeth-- but these are medical. I have not been knocked out physically.

BULLSHITOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Good Lord. So I could worry about until it happened? Absolutely not.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
My name is pretty much me.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Black?

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Well, that is stupid. Who hasn't?

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Let me think about it.... Sure!

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Nope, and that's saying something because we could really use the money.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Maybe. But I like to blog even though I don't do it much. Does this mean not commenting on blogs too?

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Not on your nelly

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Uhhg. The heartburn.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
No!

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
My hospital/school ID, credit card, and picture of Cricket.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I haven't seen it. But a friend just loaned it to me.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Hardwood downstairs, carpet upstairs.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
My favorites just broke. So none.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
Lynne.

Q: Last person who called you?
My mom

Q: Person you hugged?
Cricket

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
I don't know that I have a favorite number.

Q: Season?
Hot Hot Hot Summer Summer Summer!

Q: Color?
Green.

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
My boobah. And Partner.

Q: Mood?
Lazy.

Q: Listening to?
Olu Dara, birds singing outside, and a dog barking someplace.

Q: Watching?
The sunshine.

Q: Worrying about?
Cricket's leg. Cricket's asthma. Money, bills. My grades. Next semester's classes. Who's going to cut the grass? My heart. I'll stop now because my litany of worries could be really boring.

Q: Wearing?
Bare feet, jeans, and a Detroit Rugby Football Club tee shirt.

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
Cricket's school.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
Go to the zoo with Cricket.

Q: Do you smile often?
Show off the pearly whites! Or not so pearly with the amount of tea I drink...

Q: Are you a friendly person?
Mostly.